October 2011
13 posts
suckonthiscandyass:
didyousaychocolatehelicopter:
suckonthiscandyass:
No. No I do not want to tell Ellis. Make Rochelle do it.
We don’t wanna kill ‘em. You know Rochelle’ll probably shove him off a cliff or get ‘em with that ax of hers.
Then what’ll we tell that boy Keith? I’m sure he’d be missin’ ‘em.
What makes you think I won’t kill Ellis?
Like a lotta people say, but I can’t...
suckonthiscandyass:
No. No I do not want to tell Ellis. Make Rochelle do it.
We don’t wanna kill ‘em. You know Rochelle’ll probably shove him off a cliff or get ‘em with that ax of hers.
Then what’ll we tell that boy Keith? I’m sure he’d be missin’ ‘em.
What makes you think I won’t kill Ellis?
Like a lotta people say, but I can’t spell, “Too-shay.”
suckonthiscandyass:
didyousaychocolatehelicopter:
suckonthiscandyass:
Sorry to disappoint ya Coach, but the world has gone to hell way before this whole mess happened.
I’d rather avoid nasty weather too. It took forever for my suit to dry after that last bout of storms.
Texas it is boys.
Nick, you wanna tell Ellis the news. That boy’ll be so happy he might kiss ya’. God knows I don’t...
suckonthiscandyass:
Sorry to disappoint ya Coach, but the world has gone to hell way before this whole mess happened.
I’d rather avoid nasty weather too. It took forever for my suit to dry after that last bout of storms.
Texas it is boys.
Nick, you wanna tell Ellis the news. That boy’ll be so happy he might kiss ya’. God knows I don’t want that boys nasty lips on me. You...
iamthebuddykeith:
suckonthiscandyass:
I’m surrounded by hicks. Everyone’s packin’ heat in Texas. Can’t be in any worse shape than New Orleans.
Everything’s bigger in Texas, they say… That includes zombies, too, by the way. Just thought ya’ll should know.
Nick, that smart ass mouth o’ yours is gonna get you in a whole helluva lot o’ trouble one o’ these days. You’re...
iamthebuddykeith:
didyousaychocolatehelicopter:
Ya said you’re in Arizona? Well how ‘bout we meet right in the middle. Texas sound good?
How is it fightin’ them bastards out in the desert? All there is ‘round here is swamps and zombies. I don’t know what I hate most right now. Skeeters or zombies.
Yeah, I miss home, but never missed them skeeters. Ya’ll don’t have much ta worry ‘bout out...
Read some of them damn messages on the walls
Creepy ass things if you ask me. Sad too. All these stories of families lookin’ for their family or their friends and shit. Then there’s the occasional asshole, writing dumb shit like wantin’ ta take a zombie out on a date. Yeah, I’d like to see you kiss one o’ them ugly asses.
Saw a message last week sayin’ there was a boat over in Mississippi taken folks...
iamthebuddykeith:
Ain’t nuthin’ there either, man… I’m startin’ ta believe the government abandoned our asses.
Wut? I only got stabbed once! Them stories are fake half the time, though. Ya’ll don’t listen ta him. I’ll tell ya’ll some good and true stories ‘bout him soon as we find ya’ll.
Ya’ll got a destination in mind? Maybe me and my crew can meet up with ya’ll. Safety in numbers.
Ya said...
iamthebuddykeith:
didyousaychocolatehelicopter:
iamthebuddykeith reblogged your post: Damn! Where the HELL are y’all?!
Well, me and my team are in Arizona. Where ya’ll at?
Georgia. The hell you think I’d be, boy?
Wait, Keith?
You’re not that Keith boy Ellis squawks about all the time, are ya?
Georgia? The hell ya’ll there for, ain’t nuthin’ there but fuckin’ zombies.
*Grins.* Yep! That’s...
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iamthebuddykeith reblogged your post: Damn! Where the HELL are y’all?!
Well, me and my team are in Arizona. Where ya’ll at?
Georgia. The hell you think I’d be, boy?
Wait, Keith?
You’re not that Keith boy Ellis squawks about all the time, are ya?
