Ain’t nuthin’ there either, man… I’m startin’ ta believe the government abandoned our asses.
Wut? I only got stabbed once! Them stories are fake half the time, though. Ya’ll don’t listen ta him. I’ll tell ya’ll some good and true stories ‘bout him soon as we find ya’ll.
Ya’ll got a destination in mind? Maybe me and my crew can meet up with ya’ll. Safety in numbers.
Ya said you’re in Arizona? Well how ‘bout we meet right in the middle. Texas sound good?
How is it fightin’ them bastards out in the desert? All there is ‘round here is swamps and zombies. I don’t know what I hate most right now. Skeeters or zombies.
(Source: didyousaychocolatehelicopter, via iamthebuddykeith-deactivated201)
